Allons-y, assbutt!
Time And Relative Dimension In Blogging
BLOG RECIPE
You need:
- 3½ bowls of Timey-wimey stuff (prefferably very wibbley-wobbley)
-1 devil's trap
- Feather from an angel's wing (weeping or not)
- 1 unsolved murder mystery
- 5 cans of Pepsi Max
- 1 Well-cooked human kidney
- A perfect hair from Carlos' head
- One ring to rule them all
- 30g Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
- 2 pieces of the Enterprice
- Energi from the Force
- Your towel of course
- 1 Shrubbery
- A fair amount of equal rights
- 3-4 Bananas (never forget the bananas)!
Mix it in a mixer and pretend it's beef
Season with
- 4 tsp laughter,
- 3 sprikles of randomness,
and a pinch of sarcasm.
Call it Dean and bake it in hell for 4 months.
Well done, you now have a blocake!
Apr
10:11pm

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