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Time And Relative Dimension In Blogging
BLOG RECIPE
You need:
- 3½ bowls of Timey-wimey stuff (prefferably very wibbley-wobbley)
-1 devil's trap
- Feather from an angel's wing (weeping or not)
- 1 unsolved murder mystery
- 5 cans of Pepsi Max
- 1 Well-cooked human kidney
- A perfect hair from Carlos' head
- One ring to rule them all
- 30g Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
- 2 pieces of the Enterprice
- Energi from the Force
- Your towel of course
- 1 Shrubbery
- A fair amount of equal rights
- 3-4 Bananas (never forget the bananas)!
Mix it in a mixer and pretend it's beef
Season with
- 4 tsp laughter,
- 3 sprikles of randomness,
and a pinch of sarcasm.
Call it Dean and bake it in hell for 4 months.
Well done, you now have a blocake!
Oct
8:28am

  
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epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

Oct
11:58am

  
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formerlyknownastoeshoemezzo:

cliche-blog-title:

catertothehollow:

fem-blog:

thenewwomensmovement:

diloolie:

neurosciencestuff:

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!

(and of course the mainstream media won’t even acknowledge this because women doing smart things in math or science? GEDOUTTATOWN.)

This is so awesome!

SIGNAL BOOST! This is AMAZING!

woah

“she
managedto get”

Please tell me I’m not the only one seriously irked by this wording.

She’s a kid who got higher on Mensa than two adults revered by the scientific and intellectual community world wide. SHe should be their god. Her brain’s not even done cooking yet; when she’s finished, she might be 180. 230!

Oct
12:53pm

  
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bittergrapes:

pom-yaoihands:

ahmogar:

greenekangaroo:

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.

This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

Fucking this. 

Fucking thank you. 

INTERNET FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS.

Oct
7:57pm

  
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Oct
7:33pm

  
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fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

Oct
7:55pm

  
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waitinghopingliving:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

image

this is quality humor right here

do you hear that? that’s the sound of the editors laughing their fucking asses off

Oct
5:52pm

  
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datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

Oct
9:58am

  
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justspirky:

spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

A L L H A I L T H E G L O W C L O U D

Oct
4:23am

  
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joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

fight-those-faeries:

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

fight-those-faeries:

image

is that Satan

no but this is

image

image

THE POST GOT BETTER

OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING 

Oct
11:25am

  
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Oct
11:25am

  
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sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

Oct
4:59pm

  
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policymic:

16-year-old dresses as every culture and counterculture of the last 100 years

Flapper. Beatnick. Hippie. Hipster. 

In her project “Counter // Culture,” 16-year-old photographer Annalisa Hartlaub captures all the mainstream and countercultural movements that have defined the last 10 decades. The results are a stirring series of portraits that bring life to a century of women, contextualizing how the friction of mainstream and counterculture defined progression. 

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Sep
8:21am

  
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Sep
11:06am

  
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Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.

Sep
4:10am

  
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kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what