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Time And Relative Dimension In Blogging
BLOG RECIPE
You need:
- 3½ bowls of Timey-wimey stuff (prefferably very wibbley-wobbley)
-1 devil's trap
- Feather from an angel's wing (weeping or not)
- 1 unsolved murder mystery
- 5 cans of Pepsi Max
- 1 Well-cooked human kidney
- A perfect hair from Carlos' head
- One ring to rule them all
- 30g Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
- 2 pieces of the Enterprice
- Energi from the Force
- Your towel of course
- 1 Shrubbery
- A fair amount of equal rights
- 3-4 Bananas (never forget the bananas)!
Mix it in a mixer and pretend it's beef
Season with
- 4 tsp laughter,
- 3 sprikles of randomness,
and a pinch of sarcasm.
Call it Dean and bake it in hell for 4 months.
Well done, you now have a blocake!
Sep
9:11am

  
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dignitate:

writinginmysleep:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

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Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

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how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

Only reblogging this because it’s beautiful. 

How did I become attracted to both of them I thought I had this sexuality thing down

Sep
7:36am

  
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neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

Sep
4:21pm

  
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connoisseur-of-mediocrity:

thefluffysheep:

songofages:

ela-j:

EXCUSE ME BUT THIS RING. NO ONE NOTICED IT?????

Actually I’ve seen people mention it since the first episode.

It’s Capaldi’s wedding ring. He never takes it off, even when acting. 

To add to the story, he refuses to take it off because when his acting career was struggling, his wife never gave up on him. When he landed his first major gig, he decided to not take it off, to represent he was there because of his wife’s support.

Sep
6:54pm

  
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officialmillerhighlife:

everchanginghorizon:

Another species to be added to the ever-growing tick-list:

Africa’s Western Black Rhino has been officially declared EXTINCT. Poaching and lack of conservation have led the subspecies of black rhino to extermination, while the Northern White Rhino is ‘teetering on the brink of extinction’.

    Way to go, humanity.

what’s sad is hardly anyone fucking cares or wants to hear about it let alone talk about it

Sep
5:02am

  
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e-pic:

I am crying.

Sep
4:08am

  
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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Sep
4:07am

  
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the-chief-mooseketeer:

captain—jack—harkness:

adricalzarian:

arkytiorforemancampbell:

Magician vibe intensifies. [x]

was that a flip off

That was a flip off.

theeeeeeeeere’s the twelve that tumblr was waiting for

Sep
5:14am

  
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thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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Sep
6:49am

  
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behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

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scarlett is so tired of this shit

Sep
6:17am

  
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jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS

HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES

YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES

HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT

DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash

can we talk about hiS EYES

Sep
4:17pm

  
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dead-klokateer:

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

Sobbing Mathematically

Sep
5:34am

  
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freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

Sep
10:23am

  
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goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

Sep
8:51am

  
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averypottermormon:

honorarytenenbaum:

fili-kili-at-your-service:

a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire:

What a boss

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

Aug
8:43am

  
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lizclimo:

where do baby storks come from? 

for my new friends at HowToBeADad.com

follow them on tumblr!