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Time And Relative Dimension In Blogging
BLOG RECIPE
You need:
- 3½ bowls of Timey-wimey stuff (prefferably very wibbley-wobbley)
-1 devil's trap
- Feather from an angel's wing (weeping or not)
- 1 unsolved murder mystery
- 5 cans of Pepsi Max
- 1 Well-cooked human kidney
- A perfect hair from Carlos' head
- One ring to rule them all
- 30g Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
- 2 pieces of the Enterprice
- Energi from the Force
- Your towel of course
- 1 Shrubbery
- A fair amount of equal rights
- 3-4 Bananas (never forget the bananas)!
Mix it in a mixer and pretend it's beef
Season with
- 4 tsp laughter,
- 3 sprikles of randomness,
and a pinch of sarcasm.
Call it Dean and bake it in hell for 4 months.
Well done, you now have a blocake!
Jul
5:10pm

  
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sirkowski:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

(pretty sure some of these are fake though)

Jul
8:21am

  
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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun
Jul
8:11am

  
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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

Jun
8:01am

  
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nutterzoi:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

irrelevantexperimentation:

realityhitswall:

tashabilities:

callipygianology:

 I’ve  never seen these all together, so I thought I’d put them in a photoset. Made by the fantastic Kendra Wells on the Toast.

Well, go head, then, Kendra Wells! 

I love these!

im nervous yet aroused

these are so awesome

Tips to live by.

"why do you think I bought all that jaime lee curtis yogurt?"

I love everything about this post.

Jun
3:14am

  
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melissaanelli:

cassywinchestertheangel:

averypottermormon:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

deadlyrandomness:

chemicznyplaz:

codependentsamanddean:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

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roses are red,

violets are blue

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these have been poems brought to you by the supernatural fandom

roses are red

violets are blue

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I think this set pretty much encapsulates why I like this show.

Jun
7:45pm

  
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melissaanelli:

cassywinchestertheangel:

averypottermormon:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

deadlyrandomness:

chemicznyplaz:

codependentsamanddean:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

image

Roses are red

Violets are blue

image

image

roses are red,

violets are blue

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these have been poems brought to you by the supernatural fandom

roses are red

violets are blue

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I think this set pretty much encapsulates why I like this show.

Jun
6:54pm

  
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lupanaoflaminar:

caffeinatedfeminist:

[TW: Rape]

faysbook:

serenitywarrior:

leetakeuchi:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

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DAMN.

No mercy for rapists.

"It is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.” OH MY GOD

Jun
12:48pm

  
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Jun
12:43pm

  
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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

Jun
5:08pm

  
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xld:

My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes

Jun
5:00pm

  
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trip-iphany:

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

YASS

Jun
4:53pm

  
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julianparabatai:

littlemissdarkandtwisty:

equestrianshitilove:

thejamesboyle:

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN

damn it fin fin

who brought fucking fin fin along

Jun
8:21am

  
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angelofsexappeal:

somepretty-things:

destielthingsandstuff:

ssjdebusk:

ohitscastiel:

ohmymckirk:

ask-sollux-the-gemini:

I believe

there is no fucking way that boy is 100% straight

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Oh are we doing the gif thing

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*drops mic*

As straight as my hair in humidity
Dean why are you looking at me like that?image

I definitely think he’s bi, for sure

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Jun
5:56am

  
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fallenangelcastiel:

myasylumisbetter:

I’m mildly confused as to why people aren’t freaking out. GABRIEL HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY BROUGHT BACK. HE. IS. ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERS.

IF THIS IS LEGIT….GABRIEL IS THE COULSON OF THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM

Jun
5:34am

  
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averypottermormon:

honorarytenenbaum:

fili-kili-at-your-service:

a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire:

What a boss

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day